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Cheap Seat Chirp is an independent sports news and satire publication.
We aren’t one of the big-wig courtside publications. We aren’t sitting in the luxury suites. And we definitely aren’t getting invited into the press box.
We’re that guy in the outfield bleachers who never passes up an opportunity to tell the opposing left fielder what we were doing with his mom last night.
Welcome to Cheap Seat Chirp.
We cover the real issues, games, controversies, disasters, triumphs, bad calls, worse decisions, and general stupidity happening throughout the sports world. The events are real. The scores are real. The statistics are real.
Facts are sacred. Everything else can get chirped.
Our author and mascot, Chirpy McChirpster, takes those facts and does what every responsible member of the sports media would do with them:
Just kidding!
The rest is trash talk, heckling, insults, absurdity, and satirical storylines delivered directly from the cheap seats.
Players will get chirped.
Coaches will get chirped.
Officials will definitely get chirped.
Owners, commissioners, broadcasters, mascots, front offices, and occasionally entire fan bases are all fair game.
It’s all in the spirit of CHIRPING.
Every Cheap Seat Chirp article is original editorial content built around actual events and issues in sports. Satirical commentary, jokes, fictional scenarios, exaggeration, and general nonsense should be treated accordingly.
If we tell you a player went 0-for-5 with four strikeouts, he went 0-for-5 with four strikeouts.
If we tell you afterward he was seen applying for a job at the concession stand because it was the only place in the stadium where he could still make contact with a meatball, that’s the chirping.
Learn the difference.
OR DON’T!
Do whatever you want. We aren’t the boss of you!
Like the content? LEAVE A CHIRP.
Have a funny comment? LEAVE A CHIRP.
Are you easily rage-baited and get mad at the internet when somebody trash talks your team?
Leave a LONG CHIRP! Or better yet, send a strongly worded e-mail, Chad!
All engagement is appreciated!
INDEPENDENTLY OPERATED
Cheap Seat Chirp is independently operated and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or officially connected to any league, team, athlete, organization, or other entity we cover.
They don’t invite us to their meetings.
Frankly, it’s probably better that way.
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